Denny Finally Leaves
On Thursday at 8:00 p.m. MST on ABC anything is possible! Including having your dead boyfriend suddenly appear at your bedside and wanting to do anything but talk. Were we at all suprised when Grey's Anatomy's ratings dropped almost in half? No. You want to know why? Becuase we don't want to see people having ghost sex! A pole through someone's chest, half crushed by a ferry boat, that's cool. Anything but watching Izzy do her fiance who died a few seasons ago.
We are college students who sit all day doing mindless nothing in classes that we paid for. This blog is what happens when kids like us can't stand it any longer. We suddenly start saying things that everyone's been thinking for years! Call us liberal, calls us jerks, we all know the words are true.
A Snuggie by definition is an uncomfortable close encounter involving your undies, your bum, and a really mean friend BUT not according to As Seen On Tv. The Snuggie as been secretly available in monastaries UNTIL NOW!!! Now you can be a fleece draped monk every day of the week. Colors include, magenta, navy blue and a sea foam that closely resembles the color of vomit.
The saddest thing about Tobey Maguire's acting career was that this five minute fake trailer was his finest piece of work. His true calling in life is not a superhero in Spiderman, a boy in ciderhouse rules, a homewrecking young man in Pleasantville, BUT! a gay monk in love with Robert Downey Junior. But can we blame him? We're all in love with Robert too.
oh yeah and heads up for Spiderman 4, cause we all know we aren't going to see it.
