Sweet mother of Mercy. And not in a good way. Have you ever wondered who that creepy guy was on tv a couple of months ago? Yeah the one with a forhead so big you could land a plane on it, and that really scary part in his hair that closely resembled a human buttocks? Yeah that was Chace Crawford before he fired his stylist.
It was a hard time for us all, we feel for you.
Oh yeah and keep working on those non-existent abs of yours.
Megan Fox. A Man?!
During the Golden Globes Megan Fox claims to look like "a man". Well if she's a man, what does that make the rest of us?
Oh yeah and Penelope Cruz, watch your back Megan wants to steal your boobs.
That Megan, she's such a tranny.
Sham WOW!
uh, do you see this man's face? This is what happens to someone when they have been selling ShamWow's for too long. It's creeping me out. Look at it! AHH!
Now we are all wondering two things; What on earth is a ShamWow? and Why is that guy out of rehab?
ShamWow's are really amazing. You can wipe down the dog then go straight to drying the dishes, with the same towel! AMAZING!
This picture is really scary.
Yes this show is ridiculous. And yes we all can't wait to watch it every tuesday night. No where else on tv can you find a breakup, an unexpected pregnancy, a boyfriend who suddenly stopped being annoying, a long lost son with the fakest north carolina accent ever known to man(big surprise here since that's the plot for every other show on right now), and a sulky, hot literture teacher longing to find meaning in his pathetic high school career, all within an hour!
Yes we all think Ethan is so ugly and annoying, we wish he'd get hit by a car. Oh wait! He did! *SPOILER*!!!
All the women on this show must eat air because you can see through them when they turn sideways.
The acting slightly resembles Hayden Christensen in his finest moments.
What's one good thing about this show? We don't really know. So why do we watch it religiously? We don't know that either.
Bromance is a reality show where seven guys compete to be Brody Jenner's best friend. It's filled with lots of crying and emotions and closely resembles a Lifetime movie. Every once in a while they have to throw in some naked girls so the show does seem too gay, but when the only gay guy leaves because he thinks the show is too gay, we think it's already too late.
Denny Finally Leaves
On Thursday at 8:00 p.m. MST on ABC anything is possible! Including having your dead boyfriend suddenly appear at your bedside and wanting to do anything but talk. Were we at all suprised when Grey's Anatomy's ratings dropped almost in half? No. You want to know why? Becuase we don't want to see people having ghost sex! A pole through someone's chest, half crushed by a ferry boat, that's cool. Anything but watching Izzy do her fiance who died a few seasons ago.
We are college students who sit all day doing mindless nothing in classes that we paid for. This blog is what happens when kids like us can't stand it any longer. We suddenly start saying things that everyone's been thinking for years! Call us liberal, calls us jerks, we all know the words are true.
A Snuggie by definition is an uncomfortable close encounter involving your undies, your bum, and a really mean friend BUT not according to As Seen On Tv. The Snuggie as been secretly available in monastaries UNTIL NOW!!! Now you can be a fleece draped monk every day of the week. Colors include, magenta, navy blue and a sea foam that closely resembles the color of vomit.
The saddest thing about Tobey Maguire's acting career was that this five minute fake trailer was his finest piece of work. His true calling in life is not a superhero in Spiderman, a boy in ciderhouse rules, a homewrecking young man in Pleasantville, BUT! a gay monk in love with Robert Downey Junior. But can we blame him? We're all in love with Robert too.
oh yeah and heads up for Spiderman 4, cause we all know we aren't going to see it.
SHOCKING NEWS!!! Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are actually two DIFFERENT PEOPLE! I know. Neither can sing or act or dance! It's all FAKE. How are they getting away with this while making millions of dollars every ten minutes? Well, I don't know but I need to get in the biz.
If you were lucky enough to have watched Ghost Adventures a couple of weeks ago, you would have learned three very important life lessons: 1.) It is definitely not a bright idea to PICK UP A RATTLESNAKE but Zac Bagans, a close relative of Frodo and Bilbo Baggins, spent most of the episode screaming like a girl and attempting to not get bitten. Whatever. 2.) The best way to draw out an old prison ghost, offer up your best friend as BAIT. I'm sure they'll forgive you later. 3.) Screaming into a camera three inches from your face for an hour will not improve your tv ratings.
Whoever decided that Melissa Rosenberg would do a good job of the new Twilight's screenplay was obviously raised in a garbage can. That is, unless, you WANT to be called "spidermonkey" by your wannabe-blood-sucking-lover. The scariest thing about this movie was Robert Pattinson's (AKA Edward Colon) overgrown, almost attacking, I-need-a-lawn-mower-to-trim-them-up-a-bit eybrows.
