Weasel News

Sweet mother of Mercy. And not in a good way. Have you ever wondered who that creepy guy was on tv a couple of months ago? Yeah the one with a forhead so big you could land a plane on it, and that really scary part in his hair that closely resembled a human buttocks? Yeah that was Chace Crawford before he fired his stylist.
It was a hard time for us all, we feel for you.
Oh yeah and keep working on those non-existent abs of yours.

During the Golden Globes Megan Fox claims to look like "a man". Well if she's a man, what does that make the rest of us?
Oh yeah and Penelope Cruz, watch your back Megan wants to steal your boobs.
That Megan, she's such a tranny.

uh, do you see this man's face? This is what happens to someone when they have been selling ShamWow's for too long. It's creeping me out. Look at it! AHH!
Now we are all wondering two things; What on earth is a ShamWow? and Why is that guy out of rehab?
ShamWow's are really amazing. You can wipe down the dog then go straight to drying the dishes, with the same towel! AMAZING!
This picture is really scary.

Yes this show is ridiculous. And yes we all can't wait to watch it every tuesday night. No where else on tv can you find a breakup, an unexpected pregnancy, a boyfriend who suddenly stopped being annoying, a long lost son with the fakest north carolina accent ever known to man(big surprise here since that's the plot for every other show on right now), and a sulky, hot literture teacher longing to find meaning in his pathetic high school career, all within an hour!
Yes we all think Ethan is so ugly and annoying, we wish he'd get hit by a car. Oh wait! He did! *SPOILER*!!!
All the women on this show must eat air because you can see through them when they turn sideways.
The acting slightly resembles Hayden Christensen in his finest moments.
What's one good thing about this show? We don't really know. So why do we watch it religiously? We don't know that either.

Bromance is a reality show where seven guys compete to be Brody Jenner's best friend. It's filled with lots of crying and emotions and closely resembles a Lifetime movie. Every once in a while they have to throw in some naked girls so the show does seem too gay, but when the only gay guy leaves because he thinks the show is too gay, we think it's already too late.